Reviewing my fantasy football team one last time before TNF. Hyde or Rodgers as my RB2? Going with my gut instinct: the venerable and well-built Mixon of the Cinci Bengals.
The league's tough this year with our local book-keeper racking up 269.3 points after two weeks. Stole Hunt in the fourth and the rest is history.
Cold coffee staring at my dusty Asus notebook. Seems like just yesterday I was an in-house publisher for Penguin—now I'm just a lonely transcriber for scattered NPR leftovers.
"Hi, I'm Terry Gross, and welcome to the fucking show!" That's how they all start, but eventually she cools down a bit and the guests begin to relax. "My next guest is Nicholas Rapper," Mrs. NPR continues. "He writes for The Fictional Gardening, a brand new web-log that has caught the attention of the Blogmmunity."
"Hi Terry, that's not what we call it," I respond. "Can I talk to Ira, though? He's my personal hero."
"Mr. Nicholas Rapper, of The Fictional Gardening web-log and entertainment conglomerate, Ira is not part of NPR; his show is pro—"
"What? Welp, that sucks. Can you help me with my fantasy football league?"
Fug, she hung up. Back to /r/gaylads I guess.
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