Join us in welcoming our five newest additions to this intellectual spectacle:
Adam U ~ Part-time hospital busy-bee, full-time "chill bro," this NJ doctor-to-be will provide unprompted medical insight and piercing laughter at 3am afterparties everywhere. In his Smash life he's a ledge-camping, back-air spamming fat pink blob, and this part of him will not be respected.
Fitz M ~ Multifaceted musician and effortlessly likable personality, this popular rockist will bring a celebratory 24-pack to our blog-party du jour. Talk to this motherfucker about anything from obscure Twitch streamers to which craft brew to bring to a noise-rock show.
Warren N ~ One of the nicest peeps in the northeast, and a close childhood friend of a certain lackadaisical guitarist (?), this beacon of good vibes will partake in late-night hangs and aimless drives with the boys. Normally an easygoing fellow, look for his intermittent—and quite vocal—verbal outbursts towards our Bloggist concerning half-finished cans of PBR.
Dave's Basement ~ By far the oldest member of the regular circle, this scattered and surprisingly inviting brother will host Smashfests, jam sessions and any other degenerate ephemera that will remain undisclosed.
Alyssa Chee ~ Long Island native and musical speaker, this lovely coffee-promoter will provide bounce and occasional bite in this usually-tame House of Blog. Look for her knowing grins and indie-tastic references in culturally deficient arenas.
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